Emergency Maintenance Alert – Coffee Machine Downtime!

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Our poor coffee machine!
It’s been completely overworked and abused since we first got it and we now have to schedule some downtime.
Naturally we’ll be conducting the much needed maintenance outside office hours, as we wouldn’t want a lack of caffeine to have a negative impact on our staff’s performance.
We have warned our staff members who work the early morning shift that they may have to wait for their first dose of the day (I think some of them have taken to referring to it as a “fix”) while our office manager does the necessary.
We expect service to return to normal around 9am, however there are no guarantees, so please excuse our sleepy staff.

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